sick noo

Hey you beautiful people  So , I was sick for a few days and thought that I got better. But it's actually getting worse . I mean.  Why the flip does have o be me? Why does it have to be me again? http://ask.fm/AisyahZuman someone answer .hehe While you're there, why not just spam me with other stupid questions or anything at all  , taking advantage of this opportunity. I'm asian (smartideasifyoudidntquitecatchthat)

Ughh. blocked nose and mothaeffin sore throat -.- My voice sounds like a hot guy rawrr hot and dangerous . I actually thought of a real good topic to to share but my brain just decided to delete all that ish and do its own thang like a chicken wang.  dope brain . .

I took these photos a week ago I think? Annnnnd yea. I don't even know what to talk about now...Please pay your fullest attention on zzz vegry speciaall mua .__.

You might get brain cancer by looking at all this, but ,  be a rebel and look at all of it yo

 I APOLOGIES IF SOME  PHOTOS DISTURBED YOU.  HAVE A FABULOUS DAY. STAY GREAT . 

palestine jemaah , tired tired tired

Well hellooo !
To be honest right now , I'm actually really tired, but I felt like I wanted to update something before I jump onto my chair and sleep -_- . My room is taken . wot . 

So, today I had to clean my room which I don't usually do and it was messy as ff. Dad was yelling at me telling me to wash the toilet and mum told me to wash the dishes and then hang 2 mothaeffin toilet cloth outside.Then I had to help my mum cook and it was seriously messed up.

The ladies(guests/jemaah from Australia and Palestine) that came to our house were looking at me rolling my sushi and I got all nervous because I didn't wanna look like an unprofessional daughter in the kitchen looking like a hot damn mess in a bum pants. It was really tiring to be honest . My back right now hurts like ughh. I didn't even sit and was bending my back the whole time cause before that I had to pick up soo many rubbish on my bedroom floor TT and with that in mind, my room is also taken by them. 

They're staying at our house until Friday morning. My room which has my bed in it , which also have my duvet in it are taken. Taken.

Do you know how much I love my duvet .
Seriously. My duvet is the comfiest , softest , most amazingest (lol) , and most and absolute perfect duvet you can get. But now. It's damn taken. I don't really mind them sleeping in my room on 'my' bed . BUT. my duvet . my duuuveeetttt . If I could marry my duvet, I would seriously marry that ish. In narnia . With rainbows . And sparkles . And cookies . And unicorn farts.Which would smell like bubblegums. woah. dayum.

Okayy. Lets get back to the story shall we?

Damn you back. Why do you hurt so damn much >:| 

But to be honest,I actually don't really mind those people because they are crack up :'D seriously , best laughs I had so far this week! Waaaaak . yo yo yo yo .  guess what guess what guess what. I'm tired ahaaa good night and sweet dreams ;) stay great okaydokayy? c:

hot hot hot 

Nandos left overs pahahaa

sushiiiiii

Damn dirty dishes. damn you . damn you . you.

That wasn't a thang but a chicken wang ;) well not really a chicken wing , but wtff.

sushiiiiiii

sushiiiiiii

Fatimah fatimah fatimah fatimah.

The goods ;) seriously. they were yum!

A whole box of ' the goodsss' ;)

Freaking adorable . I'm in love with her x

*__________* too cute *_________*

tired face. hot 

Did you get brain cancer cause of my bared face? If you didn't , you sir/mam should receive an award. Thank you for not dying. Appreciated.

Late dinner | grocery shopping | photos | tut tut tut .

Monkey . Banana . Yes . 

Breads yummm

More breads yummm

Sejoong would definitely love this ish 

Traffic . Damn you traffic . damn you .

Zubair ngaww

Someone walked passed. awkward peace sign. Malaysians . tat tat.

^__________^

I have no top lip pahahaa

Ilam field yo . meh . you cant even see it >:|

I seriously have no life . gosh .

Waddup dirty car window (;

shemurrr. no . perv . no .

HubbaBubba C:

Damn you BATMAN logo . why so hard . Don't judge the handwriting . I know it's fabulous.

No hate stay great lovelies x

Mood , bingung?

Okay , Aku tak nak la tulis dalam English kali ni sebab kang nanti ada pula orang yang terasa -.- Korang penah tak rasa , bila ada orang compliment je , kadang-kadang rasa macam dia sebenarnya nak cakap opposite daripada apa yang dia sebenarnya tengah cakap? Selalunya budak-budak yang hot la kan , cara dia cakap tu waaaaaah . betul betul fake . Pegi la ambil kelas drama dulu pastu kau nak tipu pon tipu la. Ni tak , tetibe je datang kat orang pastu puji tak habishabis. Memang . Aku terasa la juga tapi maybe dia betul betul maksudkan apa yang dia cakap? Who knows right? Sebab kitaorang kawan pon okay okay la ~ Tak sampai lagi tahap extreme . HAHAHAHA chau .

Why BatmanBanana?

Okay, so , a lot of people asked me why my close and not so close friends call be banana/batman.I decided to share to yous why because I have no life and am really bored right now sooo . yep. leggo .

 Okay , so I have this guy friend that started calling me banana a few days after we started being friends and I actually have no idea how it spread to other people? It's kind of disgusting though cause ok , it actually have other meanings that , that fag created and it is sick. Lets just not talk about it .

 And for batman! I actually love batman's , nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana batman , song ^____^ I sing that around my friends quite a lot , so they started calling me that as well but I don't actually watch batman, I just love the song and people got confused and thought that I do watch it and so, they call me batman ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

So yup , I decided to mix both of those together and made my blog URL BatmanBanana! What a damn hot mess that ish is . jengjeng ;)

| malay | lapar | sigh |

Assalamualikum!pagpagipagi! Tetibe terasa macam nak tulis dalam bahasa Melayu, da lama tak tulis macam ni oooooh. Elok lagi Malay aku ek? Mhhm , cakap pasal bahasa Malaysia, ingat lagi dulu aku selalu type cam ni > aq ske on9 at fb sbb best gilerrr< PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Kat fb still ada orang yang type macam ni , hehe bagi aku orang yang type macam ni nak teberak kot? Da tak tahan nak teberak kang tercicir ... EW. Apa aku ni ? IGNORE.

Lapar la TT Puase . aihh. Dah tak tahu nak cakap pasal apa da . bosanbosanbosanbosanbosanbosanbosan. 
Nah, hadiah .

HAHA . Aku jahat . >:) 

Qooh.me dramas/hates. SIGH.

So, if you don't know what qooh.me is, it is basically another version of ask.fm. Yea you know, where people ask or tell you stuff ^__^ It is actually really fun! I really like qooh.me . People ask you for advice, thoughts, they tell you stuff , and most of the time they compliment you ><

But recently, I've been receiving hate, which actual kind of hurt me, but! I just treated it like it was shit on the ground and stood on that ish.HAHA. I mean, those 'anons' are just probably jealous? Or maybe they are also receiving hates and they just do it to other people because they don't want to be the only one going through it.Always think positive! Even when people say negative stuff about you or to you.Help them, ask them what their problems are, do they need your help?

 Most my anons do post  hate on my qoohme but I just try not to take all those stuff in and just look at it as if it was just a compliment, but a different type of compliment, a harsh compliment? PAHAHAHAA.

If you can't think of it like that, I recommend you to delete your account. Seriously. Delete it if you think you're having a hard time receiving 'some' hates. Just think for a moment.. Life wouldn't be fun without haters, and yes, when people push you down, it can actually make you a stronger person. You want to show them who they're messing with. Be like, yo , im obviously a hot mess BananaClamBatman and you can keep on hating. I know I'm fab. 2fab4u .2kwl4skwl. 2gay2care. HAHA , cmon! That's just how life goes okay? Always think positive! ♥

yes  ✿

First Impressions? WHAT.

I've been asking a few people on their first impression of me. SIGH.
Innocent ?Shy?
Pahahahahhahhahahahahahahhaha WHAT. Well, I guess I am kind of like that, but to be honest , it depends on who that person is! I'm bubbly and always bright, last year people call me Joker(i laugh/smile alot) TT This year I met a lot of new people. Highschoolblahblahblah. It's actual quite interesting?  Some people said that when they first saw me , I look really innocent and shy, but now they definitely took all their words back. 

I actual started talking hell a lot last year, To be honest. Yes. I was a "shy" girl that didn't like to talk to people. I moved to New Zealand and for one and a half year, I didnt talk to anyone at school except for the teachers. I was scared to let my voice out O_O I did have a lot of friends but I would write on papers to communicate with them. Sometimes, I would use my hand and anything I could just so that I don't have to talk. People felt sorry for me but I was actually all fine and didn't mind writing on papers. Back to first impressions , some people actually thought that I wasn't able to speak /: 

But at the start of last year, another Muslim girl came to our school. Sondos(:
Sondos Quraan. She was really bubbly, loud, talkative, and basically really out there! She can sing and she was basically the opposite of me. Sondos,my other girls and I would hang together at lunch and she was seriously the bubbliest,loudest,funniest,most amazing,fantabelicious girl out. I was quite jealous tbh, but then.. I don't know .. she kind of helped me to break out of my shell and shine! She kept on pushing me to talk, and by just looking at her, it made me jealous because she was able to do something that I wasn't able to.

She would do anything she could to make me talk and not be shy <3 She was my twin . HAHAHA cause Sondos and I were the only girls that wore hijab at our school last year pahahahaahha.

I can't remember how or when I started to be just as out there as her. She helped me a lot and I've changed! I made a lot of good friends and communicated with a lot of people ^__^
Now, people would tell me to shut up cause I talk too much hahahahah. My mum tells me to shut up all the mothaeffin time -_- And there's this girl in my class who I also hang around with. I told her about how I was 2 years ago, she just.. does not believe me. I told her that I was a shy girl and didn't talk at all , and she said, NA AH DAS BULLSH*T . YOU? DIDNT TALK? YUP BULLSH*T.

I'm really trying hard right now to be more confident and really am trying to send out good vibes HAHA.  jengjeng . ;) 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

☀ Good morning you beautiful people! ☀

 Ooooh happy birthday to me! happy birthday to me! happy birthday to aisyaaaaah, happy birthday to me ^________^ hehee . It's Ramadan and I can't even eat, damn. Can't wait until 5:17pm. I am hungry uaah. I'm just gonna slam my face on food, like literally, Tak sahur pon! hahaha I just hope that today will be fun and wonderful!Have a good day you beautiful creatures, stay great ♥

Here is my present for you!  Pfftt.to be honest I got bored ✿  Very childish editing going on there, I'm immature I know k.

Dayum look at those sparkles TT  

I'm back !

Well this is an awkward introduction...
Okay. Hello I guess? My name is Aisyah Zuman Khan and I live in New Zealand(: I actually made this account 2 years ago and after a few months I stopped using it because I didn't really have time to tell people anything and I didn't have any good ideas on what to tell people..Well, basically I didn't have an 'interesting' life 2 years ago haha, so! Since we here are having 2 weeks off school, I'll try and write twice a day. lol I dont know .Oh and yes ! Tomorrow is my birthday ^___^ 14th July hehee . I hope tomorrow will be fun, I mean who would want a sh*tty birthday right? (;